Fuck Snow Where's The Beer?

Snow

Snow

Snow

That's all you see anymore here in Erie, Pa. 

Just a few days ago it was like 60 for two days.  Snow again today and it hasn't stopped.

 

These are the days that I long for.  This was taken while shooting "Regarding Jenny"

And when it's hot enough to have ....

That's right a midget in your local watering hole to drink beer with. (Stella Marie )

These are the days I'm looking forward to again. 

And really who doesn't like to see a woman run around half naked in the summer?  Or in a very, VERY short skirt?

Or just run around the house completely naked?

See now isn't that better?

Okay it's Friday, I'll give you another, hmmmm let me look in my stash.

Okay that one is partially naked - More or Less It's also an Old School photo that I can't exactly put on Facebook, but I thought you'd appreciate the artistic nature of the picture.

Oh wait what is this you ask?





This actually happended last summer.  But it's the first and only time that this happened and I wasn't prepared with the camera to actually get the whole thing.  But again I think you'll enjoy the shot.

I guess this will be a naked Friday let's see what else I got.

Okay it's a backside shot.  But I cant put it on Facebook either.

Well I  hope everyone has a great Friday!  Stay warm, play safe and drive safely!

-Maddy

The Full Moon - Short Blog

On February 18, 2011 the moon was at its fullest. 

Some scientific studies suggest that you are more likely to be involved in a crime, or get fucked up beyond all recognition in a nasty accident of some sort.

What makes people go crazy around the time of a full moon?

Computer equipment failing?  A car won't start?

Or other legends such as: 

Witches are said to ride during the time that the moon is full.   A werewolf in folklore and mythology is a person who shape-shifts into a wolf, with the appearance of the full moon. Two full Moons in the same month will cause severe weather in the following month. Women who stare at the full moon, or lay in the moonlight, will become pregnant. Some say she will give birth to a monster.  Some say that if a young girl holds a silk hankerchief to her face during a full moon, desiring to know when she will be married, the number of moons appearing, will indicate the number of years she will wait.







Some say if you  marry  during the Full Moon, you will have good luck and good fortune.  It is also said that if your children born on a full moon, they will be strong.  One of the weird medical superstitions is if you blow on a wart nine times while the Moon is full will make the wart go away.

  The are others that say the bad luck part of a full moon is:  You will fail, if you try to commit robbery on the third day of a full moon. A full Moon on Christmas day brings misfortune.  All things weird in an of itself.

Now who knows for sure if the lunar cycle or its 'effect' even exists?

I have always thought myself that the full moon brings out the lunatics.

If you use it as an adjective:

- of or relating to the moon

Where do you think the term lunatic comes from? 

Just a few things.....


Decided for yourself what your beliefs or theories are.

Maddy 

Is it the full moon?

Alot of weird things always seem to occur around the time of the full moon.  The moon was at it's fullest on Friday the 18th, 2011. 

According to several scientific studies that means you're far more likely to be the victim of a crime or be in a crazy accident.   There are many urban legends that surrond a full moon.

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Questions Answered By Maddy

Hey everyone!

From time to time I often get email from fans.  A lot of them are sexual in nature or have to do with certain anatomy.  This particular questions is about male gentilia. 

"Oh, of course she's going to talk about penis!"

I know you well enough to hear all the cock jokes in my head right now. Haha

But anyway, the question at hand was, "I have curve in my penis.  One, is that normal?  And two, will it freak women out?"

Yes this is normal.  It's a natural occurrence in most men.  The penis contains corpus cavermosa.  In other words it's a spongy material that is on both sides of the penis.

If you google this or bing it, I know you can probably find more info than I am aware of.  But some of the causes can be:

1.  The corpus cavermosa is not fully developed on one side
2.  You may have injured you penis i.e. a knee to  your penis, a old "Football" injury.
     It can leave scarring from not healing properly.  The scar tissue can cause the curvature.
3.  Sex.  Especially when the woman is on top.  The pressure and pounding alone could cause it.
4.  Did you wear girl pants?  When you wear girl pants and you push your junk up somewhere it doesn't
     belong it can cause the tissue to not form properly.  Look it up if you don't believe me. : )
5.  Hereditary - some doctors believe this can be passed down in the genetic line

So these are the only reason's I know of.  I am sure there are more out there.

There are methods out there than can help correct the curvature if it bothers you.  This is where the second half of the question comes in.  "Does if FREAK women out?"  This will in fact freak out 50 percent of them.  And the other half won't care. 

This is true in anything though.  But, it also could work really well with the woman's junk, pussy or gentilia which ever you choose to call it.  It could hit that G Spot she never knew she had.

So if you are looking to correct the problem talk to your doctor.  There are also natural herbs believed to help remedy the curvature.  Also, there is surgery.  Most men learn to live with the curvature and use it to their advantage.  But, sometimes if the curvature gets too bad and makes penetration of any kind impossible then you might want to consider surgery.

So, I know it answered his question.  Plus, I added more reasons here.  I just wanted to let him know it wasn't abnormal. And that you can't have lover's without haters so to speak.

Well I hooe some of you have found this informative.

"The Doctor Is In" 

Whose next?

Thanks for asking.

Maddy

Valentne's Day Photos Just For You

So here it is Valentines Day!

What are you expecting?  Wanting?  Craving?

I thought I'd do a little something in Red for ya!  Red has become my signature color.
I couldn't think of a better present to get you then shoot a few naughty photos.

 

I'm pretty sure this wouldn't pass on Facebook.

Oh wait it gets better.  I often get asked if I got any Valentines presents, honestly there's nothing I really need.  I have great friendships and the greatest fans. I couldn't ask for anything more. And so here's another photo just for you.

You got to love a shot like this! II love the ass.

Here's another look.

And here's another one of my favorite colors..... PINK

If you are all about angles then here's a different view....

Here I'm pretty much all legs.

And for you who are into it, 3D, so pull out those glasses and take a real close look at this.

So not a particularly wordy blog, but it's most eye 'candy' for you.

Have a great Valentines Day.

-Maddy

Atlanta Meets Karen and Tom Kougar

So, Did you read the last post?

Then you know where I left off.

So, here we go again.

While you were enjoying this, I was enjoying the beautiful women surrounding me.

So Later after the bukkake was over we went to a pharmacy to get Ashlee Chambers some Visine Eye Drops to relieve the redness in her eyes due to sooooo much cum in them.  Hazard of the job some would call it ...  snicker

We all came back to the Porn Camp House as Ty liked to affectionately call it.  We all settled in a little and got something to eat.  Karen and Tom Kougar arrived later that night.

Here's a pic of Ty (above)

This was the first time meeting them.  They are very nice people.  Smart, funny and friendly.

Tom is sort of an editing geek like Mark Audess.  I don't mean that in a bad way either.  I like geeks and nerds.  But these two had fun talking all technical and shit to each other.

See look how cute they look.

This two speak a language that I barely understand.  I understand maybe 25 percent of what they were talking about.  But I always like it when it is explained to me.  These two are the best in their fields.  They know things.,,, Ninjas?  Maybe....

Now Karen....

I took this.  Yea I know right?   She has only been in this industry a few years but she is getting a handle on it pretty quickly.  She is a very vibrant woman.  I really enjoyed spending time with her and picking her brain.  She is a very funny chick!

Okay, okay here's one in color

Hot as shit right?

You can find her at KarenKougar.com

Just because she put Mark's face there.  MOTOR BOAT anyone?

Tom and Karen also treated us to dinner at Gladys Knight's Chicken and Waffle house which was also featured on Diners, Drive Ins and Dives.  It was a very good meal for that matter.  Georgia takes their fried chicken very seriously.

Next up...

Sexy Karen Fisher...

You'll have to wait till the next blog to hear about her.  Don't you hate it when I do that?

-Maddy

Atlanta Again

So, Did you read the last post?

Then you know where I left off.

So, here we go again.

Later after the bukkake was over we went to a pharmacy to get Ashlee Chambers some Visine Eye Drops to relieve the redness in her eyes due to sooooo much cum in them.  Hazard of the job some would call it ...  snicker

We all came back to the Porn Camp House as Ty liked to affectionately call it.  We all settled in a little and got something to eat.  Karen and Tom Kougar arrived lateer that night.

This was the first time meeting them.  They are very nice people.  Smart, funny and friendly.

Tom is sort of an editing geek like Mark Audess.  I don't mean that in a bad way either.  I like geeks and nerds.  But these two had fun talking all technical and shit to each other.

See look how cute they look.

Now Karen....

I took this.  Yea I know right?   She has only been in this industry a few years but she is getting a handle on it pretty quickly.  She is a very vibrant woman.  I really enjoyed spending time with her and picking her brain.  She is a very funny chick!

Okay, okay here's one in color

Road Trip To Atlanta

On Friday the 28th Mark Audess picked up Jenny and I for our trip to Atlanta.

Jenny the promo hound that she is was sporting a FCKH8 t-shirt.

 But I'll forgive her for this one, after all it is for charity.  And covered or not Jenny has a great rack.

So, here we go.

After Jenny finally grabbed the rest of her shit for the trip we headed out.  She was to remind me to grab the directions to our destination.  But she "conveniently" forgot and we had to flip a bitch and retrieve them.

First state to get through was Ohio.  Never realized how HUGE that state really is.  This took up most of the time in the first part of the day.

Next onto Kentucky.  We stopped in Lexington for the night.
The people in Lexington as some of the most polite people I have ever met.  Jenny was feeling a little exhausted from the trip, so she decided to take a nap.  Mark and I went to Chili's for dinner and a few drinks.  Thank god for GPS!

We met a couple there while sitting at the bar after dinner.  The gave us a few tid bits on Kentucky.  It's state flower is the Goldenrod, named the state flower on March 26, 1926.  The are also the racing capital of the US.  Along with horse breeding and Bourbon producers in the country.  It's always nice to learn some history from the state you visit.

After a long restless night it was time to make the second half of the trip through Tennessee and then finally Georgia.  Tennessee was a pleasant trip through the Smokey Mountains.  At which point I rolled down the window to get a better picture.

Mark says, "Stinking Creek".

(The smell was a very odd one with the window down)

I said, "You ain't kidding"

He chuckled.  And said, "You crack me up Maddy".  I hadn't realized the town we were going through was called Stinking Creek.  Haha so yeah a great "Maddy Moment".

What I did notice on the way to Georgia was the over abundance of McDonald's in the South.  Or maybe it was just more noticeable due to the billboards being placed very prominently.  That't the thing about traveling down the East Coast.

Cheaper gas prices and no snow.

Ok, here's a shot of George from the back door of the 'shooting house'.

I can honestly say Georgia driver's scare the hell out of me.  I really believe they have a lack of public safety there.  Granted the speed limit there is 70, but they go at least 80 to 100.  We were going 75 -80 and we could barely keep up.

They have a complete lack of knowledge about using their directionals.  The fact is I think they get their license from passing two levels of Grand Theft Auto.  If you've ever driven through Georgia you know what I mean.

Finally made it to Georgia around five.

The first night there was very pleasant.  Finally got to sit down with Alexis Golden.

I also had a little hang time with Ty Golden and Ashlee Chambers.

Now, Ashlee is also a personal trainer so take a look at her body.  God Damn!
The next day Alexis and Ashlee were going to meet Mike South for a bukkakee.  Now, I have read only Mike's blog's at this point.  I found myself in room full of guys just waiting to start getting their freak on with Alexis and Ashlee.

I even got to film a good portion of it.  Now that was an experience of a lifetime.  So thank you Mike and Ty. Here's a shot of the action from my own camera:

I got to talk to Mike a bit, and more when he stopped by the rental house later that evening to drop some footage off to Mark.  I even took a few photos with him.

I find Mike to be a very charming, sweet and intelligent man.  Who is really opinionated and that's refreshing. And you all know by now how I get around charming and intelligent men...

And besides, getting the opportunity to make out with a legend isn't something I always take advantage of. When Ron Jeremy tried this with me, I almost bit his tongue off. Muahahahahaha!

Anyway,  Alexis Golden is still my hero.  She is WAY more hardcore than I expected.

So, more stories will be on there way to you shortly.

-Maddy