Rachel Made My Dog Stop Eating

Okay here we go....


So here is the reason my dog wouldn't eat...

Yep, you guessed it Rachel Lynn Porter!  I love it when she is goofy.

 

 Okay here's another, you didn't have to beg.  But Hamilton there was begging from the time she walked in the door.  You could say he was trying to schmooze her almost.  

Ok back to the story.  Hamilton the puppy that he still thinks he is.  When I got Hamilton I realized he came with a myriad of issues.  Considering his previous owner (a hoarder of sorts) which I rescued him from had instilled some bad habits in him over the 9 1/2 months she had him.  One was the constant begging of food, especially while your in the kitchen.

So I decided to train Hamilton to understand that treats aren't for in the kitchen.  It's also part of the reason that Mark Audess (Shown here in his cartoon form)

Thinks he is Darth Vader now.  Yea you heard me right Darth Vader.

Here he is the man himself.  I choose this pose for a reason.  Let me explain.....

 Hamilton is also at the studio everyday.  Why because he has fear of abandonment issues, also backlash from his previous bitch of a mother.  The command being used is a hand gesture along with saying "Back".  So when Mark raises his hand like "Vader" Hamilton will go out of the kitchen because he knows he will NOT get a treat in the kitchen.

So then Rachel shows up.

I basically penned Hamilton up in the kitchen with his food.   I notice all day that Hamilton isn't eating.   Even after Rachel left for the day I couldn't figure it out.  Then after talking to Mark, while we were standing in the studio kitchen it occurred to me.  I looked at his  food bowls, back at Mark, then the food bowls again.

I say to Mark with a look of realization on my face, "OMG I know why Hamilton isn't eating!"  Mark says, "Ummm why?"  I say, "Look his food bowls are in the kitchen."  Mark looks at me.  "I just spent two weeks telling him there are no treats in the kitchen!"  So he was actually doing what he was fucking told too!  HOLY SHIT! 

This freaking dog is really hard to train.  I think he is emotionally regressed by like 9 months.  Mostly due to the fact that his previous owner didn't set any boundaries with him and now I am paying the consequences of her actions.  So if anyone knows:

So if anyone knows Victoria Stilwell, well send her my way.  I've already emailed her, but NO reply.  This chick is amazing at what she does and I have a challenge for her.  His name?  HAMILTON.

Here is a rant totally off the wall.  But hey it's early and I'm ramped up on NyQuil and coffee.  There is a discussion on Xbiz.net that is well sorta irritating.

 The discussion in it's abridged version is the stereotype that the "Black Guy" gets in some producer's adult entertainment movies.  What I mean by this is, and I use this only to express a point.  Is the word "Ghetto Nigger".  Well, shit that's politically incorrect but... seriously.

Most African American Males are NOT.  In fact, I know alot of black people who are very well educated and don't speak in ghetto slang.  The producer's think that the stereotype is funny.  And in some respects it is more than just their faults.  Actors like Denzel Washington, Tracy Morgan, along with Chris Rock have all portrayed this character of the "Ghetto Black Man".  That is their choice.  But don't come crying to your fellow Americans with "Stop the Hate", "Stop Using the N word".  Well damn it Hollywood and Porn Valley here is a hint for you.

"STOP PORTRAYING IT!"  How about that??

Bill Cosby said it best when he said "If you don't want to be treated like a Nigger then don't act like one" The big studios in LA think "Well shit it sells. My Parodies sell"  They sell because it's the ONLY thing they are putting out.  Now I know that the average Porn consumer is really sick of it.  But in the same right the studios see the money rolling in.  If you DON'T like it then email them and TELL them.  YOU are the ONE who made them who they are, and you can break them as well.  So either pipe up or shut up.

Look at DL Hugley.  If you don't know who he is, I'll save you a little research.  He is the black guy in "Studiio 60".  He refuses to play that role.  Not that any of his counter parts are anymore talented, but they will play the "N" and well Hugley WONT!  Kudos to him for this.

Even rappers, hip hop artist etc complain and bitch.  Well then stop using the "N" word in all of your lyrics.  Now also be advised that in my opinion the "N" word can be used to describe a white, asian, indian or whatever race you are.  So MAYBE people should not take it so literally.  Take it with a grain of salt.  This will NEVER change until people start enforcing their beliefs, or what they say their beliefs are.

I guess that's enough said, otherwise Ill just rant on forever about this subject.

Moving on.....

So Hamilton, bloody fucker. LOL I love him but he is wearing me down.

So I will leave you with this picture as food for thought, or whatever you'd like to use it for.

Yea I know!

Think about that one time.

Maddy